Read on for the best (and worst!) parts, the funniest lines, and each half. House: Stool sample to check for parasites, blood culture to rule out. House (Season 3) - Wikiquote. Seasons: 1. 23. 45. Cuddy: Why did you..? Dr. House: Why does a dog lick its workplace- acceptable euphemism for testicles? Dr. Wilson: Because he can. Dr. Cameron: We should give her a local. Dr. House: That would defeat the point of me being nasty. Dr. Wilson: The fifth level of happiness involves creation, changing lives. Dr. House: The sixth level is heroin, the seventh level is you going away. Dr. House: I don't remember you being this bitchy. Dr. Wilson: The Vicodin dulled it. In the sober light of day, I'm a buzz- kill. Dr. Wilson: Just because he was right, doesn't mean he wasn't wrong. Dr. Cuddy: I see him every day. ![]() ![]() Wilson: Everybody lies. Dr. House: So you're saying Chase did screw up. Dr. Chase: Or Foreman screwed up. Dr. Foreman: Big hand points to minutes, maybe you got them mixed up. Dr. House: Oh snap, Foreman is playing the dozens. You're at a huge cultural disadvantage here, Chase. Take a couple minutes to think of a witty retort. Broadchurch season 3: 7 huge questions and theories after a grim episode 4. And just how damn creepy is Aaron? The leading information resource for the entertainment industry. Find industry contacts & talent representation. Manage your photos, credits, & more. Chase: Hey Foreman, your momma's so fat when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up. Dr. House: I need a laser pointer. Dr. Cameron: We don't have a laser pointer. Dr. Who's going to take us seriously if we don't have a laser pointer? Dr. House: Why do they bother putting age restrictions on these things when all you have to do is click ? Even a 1. 7 year old can figure that out. ![]() Stephanie: You're talking about brain surgery. Dr. House: I'm talking about really cool brain surgery. Dr. House: Can you believe what Cuddy tried to pull? Dr. House: She lied to me. She cured my patient with my diagnosis, then lied to me about it. Dr. Wilson: That doesn't sound like her. There is no point in attempting to discuss anything in this House of Cards episode without first addressing the Scene. You know exactly which scene I mean without my. The official site of the SHOWTIME Original Series House of Lies. Find out about new episodes, watch previews, go behind the scenes and more.
Dr. Does sound like you, though. Dr. Wilson: What exactly did Cuddy tell you? Dr. House: Nothing that your body language isn't telling me right now. I'd feel so humble by missing a case that I'd re- evaluate my entire life, question the nature of truth and goodness and become Cameron? Dr. Wilson: Something like that. More that if we'd told you the truth, that you'd solved a case based on absolutely no medical proof, you'd think you were God, and I was worried your wings would melt. Dr. House: God doesn't limp. Powell: Are you a man of your word, or not? Dr. House: No, as a matter of fact, I'm not. Dr. House: How right you are, Dr. We also don't pad our bills, swipe samples from the pharmacy, or fantasize about the teenage daughters of our patients, either. Dr. Cuddy: True; better be true; and you're a pig. Dr. House: What's the largest organ? Dr. House: We need to get a piece. Dr. Foreman: Sure, we'll just wait until he leaves his room without his skin, sneak in and take a piece. Dr. House: Stool sample to check for parasites, blood culture to rule out infection, and ANA for lupus. Dr. Cameron: Because he screamed? Dr. Chase: It could also be an environmental reaction.. House: Check the house and run a lung ventilation scan.. Foreman: I had a date last night. Should we spend $1. Dr. House: Of course not.. House: Hey hey hey hey! Wilson: Out of Vicodin? House: No, that wasn't trust. That was self- preservation. Dominic: No.. It was like a conversation. Dr. Monkey see, monkey do. The kid's still just as messed up as when he admitted him. Cameron: Is it so wrong for them to want to have a normal child? It's normal to want to be normal. Dr. House: Spoken like a true circle queen. See, skinny, socially- privileged white people get to draw this neat little circle. And everyone inside the circle is . Anyone outside the circle should be beaten, broken and reset so that they can be brought into the circle. Failing that, they should be institutionalized. Cameron: So it's wrong to feel sorry for this little boy? Dr. House: Why would you feel sorry for someone that gets to opt out of the inane courteous formalities which are utterly meaningless, insincere and therefore degrading? This kid doesn't have to pretend to be interested in your back pain, or your excretions or your grandma's itchy place. Imagine how liberating it would be to live a life free of all the mind- numbing social niceties. I don't pity this kid - I envy him. Dr. Welcome to the house of the Lord! Dr. Cameron: House, come on, the chapel? Dr. House: We have been blessed with the miracle of a new symptom. Brother, can you testify as to why this poor child's eyeball rolled back into his head? Dr. Chase: It's consistent with jimsonweed poisoning - - ocular paralysis. House: The wicked shall deceive ye, because they have turned from the Lord and are idiots. His ocular muscle didn't paralyze. House: It is easier for a wise man to gain access to heaven. Cameron: Can you stop that? Cuddy's office with a book on his hands. Wilson: I'm going to read you something. It's typically characterized by difficulty establishing friendships and playing with peers, trouble accepting conventional social rules and they dislike any change in setting or routine. It doesn't say that last part, but you get my point. Dr. Cuddy: House doesn't have Asperger's. The diagnosis is much simpler, he's a jerk. Dr. House: There's a reason we don't let kids vote, or drink, or work in salt mines. Twenty year olds fall in and out of love more often than they change their oil filters. Which they should do more often. Dr. Cuddy: Pay attention to me! Dr. House: Sorry, that would make it harder to ignore you. Dr. Wilson: Your real fear is me having a good relationship. Dr. House: Yes, it keeps me up at night. That and the Loch Ness Monster, global warming, evolution, other fictional concepts. Dr. Cuddy: I'm sure the guardian will figure that out. Dr. House: In a couple days! Will the guardian convince the disease to hold off eating her brain until we can get the legalities worked out? Dr. Chase: Cameron and Foreman are too ethical and I'm too scared of getting sued. Dr. House: Start treating Jabba for Pickwicken Syndrome. His 9. 6 double Zs are probably putting pressure on his chest and suffocating him. Dr. Foreman: His CO2 and oxygen stats are normal. Dr. House: For you and me, what's normal for a hippopotamus? Get a detailed medical history. Dr. He was bought in alone. Dr. Chase: And I doubt a guy who weighs 6. Dr. House: Talk to the neighbors, search the house, lets see what Shamu's been up to besides eating. This conversation is over because I've officially run out of clever things to call the guy. Cameron went to patient's house. House: What you find out? Dr. Cameron: That you and George have the same taste in home furnishing and women. Dr. House: Danish modern and Russian gymnasts? Dr. Cameron: Pianos and prostitutes. Cameron: The weight limit's obviously just an estimation, its not like it can hold 4. Dr. Chase: He's not one pound over, he's a 1. Dr. Cameron: I don't care, he still deserves the same standard of care as anyone else. Dr. Foreman: And you believe the machine will stand on principle? Dr. House: Oh right, places to go, people to eat. George: You must be Dr. House: And you must be full of bologna. Lot of it. George: Right! Always fun, the only people you can still make fun of. Dr. House: And Christians. Oh, and black people. Dr. Chase: Genetic tests take forever, you can't just keep testing for every inherited condition you think it might be. Dr. House: Well not me, I'll be leaving early, but you guys can. Gabriel: You know what? I didn't let you come along so you could suck all the fun out of my one day of life. Dr. House: Well, you're out of luck, 'cause that's totally why I'm here. Dr. Wilson: If your son does have mercury poisoning, there's a good chance he'll respond to the chelation. You might be able to have a few minutes with him before you lapse.. Gabriel: . House: Deep inside, Wilson believes if he cares enough, he'll never have to die. Dr. Wilson: Why steal my pad? Dr. I'm an addict, thanks for opening my eyes. Dr. Wilson: No, I mean why my pad. Foreman, Cameron, and Chase's pads are just as convenient, but their association with you is involuntary. I associate with you through choice, and any relationship that involves choice, you have to see how far you can push before it breaks. Dr. You ask the questions, answer them, and make tasty snacks. Let's go try the casino. Dr. Wilson: And one day our friendship will break, and that will just prove your theory that relationships are conditional, and you don't need human connection or deserve it or whatever goes on in that rat- maze of your brain. Dr. At least she appreciates my brooding melancholy. Dr. I went rock climbing with this kid from school. He fell and got injured, and I had to bring him to the hospital. We came in through the wrong entrance, and passed this guy in the hall. My friend came down with an infection, and the doctors didn't know what to do. So they brought in the janitor. And a Buraku - one of Japan's untouchables. His ancestors had been slaughterers, gravediggers. And this guy he knew that he wasn't accepted by the staff, didn't even try. He didn't pretend to be one of them. People around that place didn't think he had anything they wanted, except when they needed him - because he was right, which meant that nothing else mattered. And they had to listen to him. Dr. Chase: If you know the diagnosis, why don't you..? Dr. Cameron: You can't know what's wrong after a 3. Dr. House: Apparently you can't. Now what's a game without rules? Uhh, no tagbacks, no biting, you get one test each and the clock runs until lunch. If I'm wrong, this is a very cruel game. On the envelope is written . Cameron: Nice cane. Dr. House: If I know what you mean. House: He's teaching prepubescent kids that truth matters, God doesn't, and life sucks. Cuddy: You can't lift your arm. Dr. House: You can't pee standing up. Dr. Foreman: You stash your drugs in a lupus textbook? Dr. House: It's never lupus. You've got fifteen minutes. Dr. House: It's people like this who killed Copernicus. Judge: Galileo. Dr. House: Either way. Judge: And they just locked Galileo up. Dr. House: They killed his spirit. Nobody likes a show- off. Luckily, Alice Hartman has a dad who's willing to see reason. Judge: Reason as defined by slavishly deferring to you. Dr. House: Their doctor.
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